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Thơ vui:

Sáng nay tôi thấy cụ Chí Phèo vào nhà hàng Đ...Dê mượn dao – không biết có việc gì? Cẩn thận…nhưng ổn rồi. Thay mặt chính quyền địa phương cảm ơn Đ...Dê nhá:

 Đ...ơi  ta mượn con dao?

Đang yên! chúng nó lại đào ta lên.

Cụ ra mấy chỗ lò rèn

bọn nó sẽ lấy rẻ tiền cũng nên

sinh ra ở xứ Đinh Tiên

mà sao khí phách cà mèn...thế con

chắc là lại sợ vấy đòn

sợ vào cái "trại Bình Sơn"* giời đày?

Cụ ơi lúc cụ đang say

nhỡ ra một cái...chúng bay lên trời

Vợ con - như bông hoa tươi

tai  bây vạ gió  tiếc đời lắm thay

Nhà con có của quý này:

ai dùng cũng sẽ ngấy ngây cuộc đời

Cụ Chí ngất ngưởng cùng...cười

Cà Dê! mỗ khoái hơn mười sâm nhung!

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* Đ...Dê: là tên một nhà hàng nổi tiếng ở Thành Phố N.Bình

* Trại Bình Sơn: Là trại giam giữ phạm nhân 

Kỳ sau mời quý vị cùng đọc bài thơ phiếm: "khởi kiện thi hào Nguyễn Du"- 

 

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